Accidentally!
Accidentally! It was about 1:30 AM when I heard the Uber pull into the drive. I was in bed but not asleep. A moment later I heard the sound of a key being raked across the door and decided that my sweet wife might need a hand getting in. You see, my loving wife Tonia was returning from a Hen night for a friend who was to be married next weekend. The girls went to the Male Strip Review that was being held at a local bar. They would host these traveling Male Strippers for a weekend every several months. I knew the owner, Al and he told me that business was very very good during those weekends. He hired extra wait staff and bartenders to make sure that no glass was ever empty. The tipsy ladies ran up impressive bar tabs. I had a feeling that my wife was one of them. I went down to the front door and opened it for her and she nearly toppled in, key in hand. She giggled as she caught herself. "Hi hon, I guess I might have had a little too much to drink tonight. Accidentally." Sh