Accidentally!

It was about 1:30 AM when I heard the Uber pull into the drive. I was in bed but not asleep. A moment later I heard the sound of a key being raked across the door and decided that my sweet wife might need a hand getting in.

You see, my loving wife Tonia was returning from a Hen night for a friend who was to be married next weekend. The girls went to the Male Strip Review that was being held at a local bar. They would host these traveling Male Strippers for a weekend every several months. I knew the owner, Al and he told me that business was very very good during those weekends. He hired extra wait staff and bartenders to make sure that no glass was ever empty. The tipsy ladies ran up impressive bar tabs. I had a feeling that my wife was one of them.

I went down to the front door and opened it for her and she nearly toppled in, key in hand. She giggled as she caught herself.

"Hi hon, I guess I might have had a little too much to drink tonight. Accidentally." She slurred and burped out loud.

"Well, these things can happen." I replied. "Let's get you ready for bed."

I held her up and we walked and staggered our way toward the master bath. Her hair was tangled and looked , I wasn't sure maybe matted down in places. I felt her boobs thru the sheer fabric of her little black dress. No Bra? Pretty sure she had one when she left. Another mystery!

I helped her into the bath room and sat her with a plop on the toilet seat. She squealed with drunken delight as she fell back onto her ass. She continued over backward. Her progress was stopped by the tank but, as she was tumbling back her legs flew up and open and I looked right at her unpantied pussy. This was getting curiouser and curiouser. I thought how I might broach the subject .......discreetly.

I was a bit concerned when she first mentioned the Hen party for her friend Annie. Anyone who even casually surfs porn has seen all the male stripper videos. We talked about it and she assured me that this was purely for Ann's benefit and she had NO interest in strippers. To top it off, she assured me that she would give me the blow by blow once she got home.

"Well, why don't you tell me how your night went and I'll help you get in the shower." I suggested.

"OK. we got to the club and things were starting to fill up and we wanted to make sure we could get a good seat so we hurried in and sat up by the stage. Not for me, for Annie. It was her night after all and we wanted to make sure she could see the hunky stippers." Tonia started her commentary.

"Always thinking of others. You are so giving!" I said with tongue firmly in cheek.

I held off on the shower for the moment. I had a feeling I was about to hear and epic tale.

You see, I love my wife like crazy. Really, she is just a joy. She doesn't drink a lot because when she drinks she turns into someone completely different and THAT person drinks a lot!

Her libido is lubricated by Vodka and sometimes, well most times, it gets the better of her. Usually, I'm around and let her have her fun, then I gently get her back in our car and bring her home.. This is part of her and a part that I've long ago learned to accept as an integral part of the whole that I love so much. Besides, I get a kick out of it too so what's a little "extra" cum in the big scheme of things?

"I know right?" She went on, concentrating on her words. "So anyway, the show starts and this ripped hunk starts to strip. He didn't impress me at all. All I could think about was you. This was all for Annie."

Her eyes were glassy and she was swaying a bit but kept up the story.

"So this stripper is dancing right in front of Annie and pulls his Panty off and out pops this giant cock, right into Annie's face. I was so shocked I said "OOOOH!" out loud and turned back to get Sondra's attention. When I turned back to Annie the stripper was moving my way and well..." She stopped a moment to find her words. I knew this was going to be good!

"His cock, you know the big cock that was in Annie's face, well it fell in my mouth. Accidentally, you see." Her eyes were looking down and she continued conjuring her story.

"Wow, that's what I call an accident. With all that activity I can see how that could happen. What did you do?" I was trying my best not to smile and to keep her talking by agreeing and urging her on without asking any hard questions.

"So I tried to close my lips but, it was already too late so I pulled back but, Paul pushed forward and I pulled back again and he pushed forward again. I knew I wouldn't get it out that way so I had to grab it and hold it." A smile formed as she recalled.

"Paul?" I asked.

"Oh yeah." She blushed. "He was really cute and his cock was really big. So any way I figured I might as well use this an a learning opportunity for Annie. You know she is that experienced with guys and I know how much you like Bill and I wanted to help get her ready for her big night so Bill would be pleased with her."

"There you go again, always putting others ahead of your wants!" I added.

"Uh huh." She nodded. "So I told Annie to watch and well I guess you could say that I wound up sucking his dick. But it was accidental, not like I WANTED to do it or anything."

"Of course. So what happened next? I see some sticky spots in your hair. Did Paul have anything to do with that?" I prodded gently.

"Uhhh, yeah. After a couple of minutes he started to cum ......accidentally and some got in my hair."

"Just your hair?" I asked.

"Well, I might have gotten some in my mouth too."

"Accidentally." I added. Whatever did you do?

"Yes!" She nodded. "Completely accidental. I couldn't just spit out right there could I. So, I swallowed it."

"The important thing is that you showed Annie how to give Bill a good blow job on their wedding night!" I agreed.

"See, I knew you would understand." She said smiling up at me.

"Okay, let's get you undressed for the shower." I said, standing her up and slipping the dress off her shoulders. It slipped to the floor and she stepped out of it. She farted lightly as she stood up and began to laugh as a silly drunk finds those things funny. I looked down and noticed a blob of white goo on the toilet seat and as my wife continued to laugh more was dripping down forming a little string of something coming from .... HER ASSHOLE?

Her eyes were glazed over and she swayed lightly to and fro standing there nude in front of me. I looked at her tits and noticed some light colored kind of crusty splotches all over both boobs. I noticed some more down on her belly just above her smooth vulva.

Up to this point I was ready to just wash her off, lay her down, and never even ask about the crustys on her tits and hair but this was a little different. I think I wanted to know a little more for entertainment if not enlightenment.

I bent her over and pushed open her cheeks and her asshole came into view. It was dilated and looked about and inch wide across. I took my index and middle fingers and slipped them up her ass without any warning and I don't think she really felt anything and just shook her ass as I wiggled my fingers in.

I used my fingers as a scoop and began to pull copius amounts of .... Let's don't mince words ... cum out of my darling brides wrecked ass hole. I offered a nice dollup on my fingers to her mouth. She turned back and looked up at me and smiled and took both fingers in her mouth and sucked them clean of the spunk I pulled out of her ass.

"That kind of tastes like cum." Tonia said as she licked her fingers clean.

"I suspect that makes sense. It sure looks like cum." I replied.

She sat on the toilet lid with her leg spread open and her pussy displayed as lewdly as a Hustler Centerfold. I began to open her pussy for a similar "inspection." Her pussy was gapped open also and when I stuck my fingers in her more cum came pouring out. She placed her hand over her cunt and withdrew a hand full of cum and began to examine it with a quizzical look.

"Tonia sweetie tell me a little more about your night, and don't leave out the part that led up to you getting topped off with cum." I said as I got the shower running.

"Oh, ok. It's a little confused. Let me try to remember." She said as her eyes looked skyward as she began to recount the events.

"After Paul ....uh.... got done, two strippers came by our chairs and wanted to bring Annie up on stage as the guest of honor but, you know Annie, she's so shy she just wouldn't go." She went on. "Everyone was so disappointed. I mean you should have seen the sad faces on Andy and Bobby when then could get Annie on stage. The girls too, everyone was disappointed."

"Of course you had a solution." I added to keep her talking.

"Well, you know me, I can't stand to see people sad, so I volunteered to go up to the stage with Andy and Bobby." She stated matter of factly. "They sat me in a chair and began to dance in front of me, their big dicks straining against their thongs. It looked so uncomfortable and all the women were yelling for them to take them off, so when Bobby stood in front of me and placed my hands on his hips, I had to pull his thong off. Of course, Andy got jealous so I had to help him take his off too."

"What else could you have done?" I asked with mock concern.

"Exactly, well anyway they kept on dancing and stood me up and began to dance with me. As I was dancing with Bobby, Andy came up behind me and unzipped me. The next thing I know, I'm on stage in my bra and panties, Bobby spun me around to face Andy and dance with him and Bobby popped the hook on my bra and it fell off.... Accidentally.

"This has been a hard luck night for you hasn't it?" I continued sympathetically.

"Yes!" She agreed emphatically. "They sat me down in the chair again and began to take turns dancing up close. Bobby held my hand and put it on his cock. Honey, I love your cock but, these guys have a little something extra. Bobby's cock is a little longer than yours, not as thick as you but, he's circumcised like you and his head was a big and red and beautiful and bouncing up and down in front of me."

I felt a quick stab of jealousy, knowing where this was going but, I was going to hear the story out if it killed me.

"Andy stood me back up and bent me over the chair and well, I was shocked when he grabbed my panties and pulled them down. I was so embarrassed. I'm up on stage with two young throbbing dicks and me with my pussy and tits out!! I tried to cover my pussy but Andy took my hands and placed them on his big dick and told me to stroke it. You know I'm a pleaser so I did."

She took a breath before beginning again and she reached down between her legs and began to slowly rub her pussy, with all that cum leaking out, she spread it with her fingers as she masturbated while she spoke.

"As I was stroking Bobby, Andy grabbed my hips and I felt his big head pressing against my pussy!" She exclaimed with wide eyes.

"Oh no!" I said. "What happened?"

"Well of course I said no! My pussy is for my husband only." She said proudly. "But I think his cock might have pushed in just a little. Maybe his cock head.... You know.... Accidentally!

"I was so busy stroking Bobby and I was trying to get Andy out of my pussy that I pushed back hard to bounce him off me but... well... I think it went in even more.... Accidentally."

I was enthralled now watching my wife tell me about working two cocks while fingering her sloppy, cum dripping pussy. I was getting hard and it was all I could do to hold back in order to hear the rest.

"So here I was pushing and pushing but Bobby just held on and pushed back and in a couple of minutes I heard him pant and holler something about cumming. Well anyway, he might have gotten some cum in my pussy."

"Accidentally." I offered.

"Of course. Well, I'm sorry baby but, I think I came too. I was distracted and when I looked up, Bobby groaned and the next thing I knew, he was shooting loads of cum and some of it landed on my tits but, not my mouth! I learned my lesson there." She said proudly.

"See, I knew there was a perfectly innocent explanation to why your clothes are missing and of course, why you have all that spunk on your tits and in your pussy." I said. "But honey, how did you wind up with cum in your bum??"

She was nodding with me as if to show she understood exactly my question and had a very serious expression as she began. "That's right, I was so mad at Andy for shooting his cum in my pussy that I wouldn't dance with him anymore. That's when Paul came back over and lifted me up. I was afraid I might fall so of course I wrapped my legs around his back but as I did, I felt his dick pressing my pussy lips and said no, not in my pussy!"

"Good girl!" I said. "That's telling them."

"Right! Well Paul was a gentleman, not like Andy. Paul layed me down on a table and called Sondra and Annie over and told them to hold my legs. I looked down and felt pressure on my asshole and I realized Paul was pushing his big cock in my ass. I told him to stop but he said, you told me not your pussy, so what could I do?"

"You're right, a no win!" I answered.

"Well I have to admit, I was mad at first but as he kept pumping my ass, I couldn't help it but I came again -- maybe twice -- or more. Sondra was behind Paul squeezing his balls and I heard Sondra say something about his balls getting hard when he started to grunt and shoot up my ass. Then he pulled out and got more jizz on my tits and belly." She said.

"But not in your mouth." I added. "Or your pussy."

"Well, I was so drained that I lay there panting when I felt Paul stick his cock in my open mouth so , I might have licked some of his cum off his cock -- you know -- accidentally."

"The nerve!" I allowed.

"So after that, Sondra and Annie helped me up and we went back to the ladies to get dressed but, I never found out what happened to my bra and panties." She said. "So all in all, except for a couple of accidents, it was a pretty basic evening. I was perfectly well behaved. I told you there was no need to worry. I mean, I couldn't help it if I had an accident or two right?"

"You are so right." I said.

"OK, let's get you cleaned up." I stood her up and bent her over the sink. "I need to get this cum out of your ass and pussy. I think I have just the thing." I pulled out my cock and lined it up with her spread asshole and gave a little push and my cock slipped right in.

I heard an audible hiss as I pushed passed her loose sphincter and as I worked her asshole with my dick, more and more cum flowed out around my cock and down her legs.

"I think that might be it for your ass." I said as I turned her around. I grabbed her head and without a word, stuck my cock straight from her asshole into her mouth. "Clean me up and I'll get your pussy next."

I put one leg up on the toilet and slipped my cock up her pussy and cum began to gush out of her wrecked hole immediately. I pumped like this for a few minutes till I felt my cum rising.

I pulled out and turned her toward me just in time to shoot my first rope of cum on her face, painting her nose and forehead with a white ribbon of spunk. "Open up." I croaked as another then another then another shot of jizz found its way into her mouth. I thought my cock was going to explode as I came again and again.

Finally, I got my breath back. "Now, let's check my work." I squatted down behind her, opened her cheeks and was greeted with the sight of her still open asshole. I stuck my tongue up her tube and licked the inside of her ass, testing for any remaining cum. I didn't taste any so I said. "Ok, that's good, let's try your pussy."

Once again I squatted between her legs and looked up into her gapping cunt. I could see just a little cum working its way out so I reached up with my tongue and swabbed her pussy tasting some cum that was deposited by Andy??? Yes, I think Andy.

"That's clean." I said. Now kiss me.

She turned her head to me and smiled. As she did, some of my cum leaked passed her lips. I began to kiss her lips, using my tongue to lap up cum from her mouth. I used my finger to scoop the cum from her forehead and slip it into her mouth also. She swallowed every drop.

"Now, let's get you in the shower and to bed." I said.

"I knew you would understand." She smiled.

"Of course." I said. "Anyone can have an accident or two!

I got her into bed and picked up my cell phone and gave Al, the club owner a call. "Hi Al." I said when he picked up. "Did you get the video for me?"

"Oh yeah." He laughed. "I think you'll enjoy it. Should I bring it by tomorrow night?"

"I'm sure I will." I said. "Yes, bring it by tomorrow and Al??? Bring Paul, Bobby, and Andy, we might just have another accident or two!"

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